ODDS AND ENDS Jupiter drones and other offbeat offerings
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Jul 25, 2021 • 25 minutes ago • 3 minute read • Join the conversation
Jupiter. Photo by File Photo /Getty Images Article content ROOKIE COP THINKS PLANET IN THE SKY IS A DRONE
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Article contentA rookie cop in Scotland needs to learn the difference between a drone and a planet.
According to the Daily Record, the cop from Glasgow was chasing what she thought was a drone in the sky while on her way to a shopping centre. However, the officer became red with embarrassment after realizing the “drone†was actually the planet Jupiter.
After leaving her station early Tuesday, the officer saw a bright light in the sky she thought was a drone. She drove to the shopping centre in an attempt to shake the “drone†from following her, but the attempt was unsuccessful.
The officer called the general complaints line for Police Scotland to report the “drone.†She returned to her station to talk to a senior officer and pointed to the white dot in the sky that was following her.
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Article contentThe senior officer looked up and realized the “drone†was Jupiter, which was visible in the sky.
An anonymous source told the Daily Record that the embarrassing story was the talk of the police station, noting the cop was embarrassed and this “is going to haunt her for years.â€
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COPS ARRESTED FOR PARTYING AT POLICE STATION
Those who work hard party hard.
But it’s probably best not to do so at your workplace.
According to Malay Mail, three police officers, a police station chief and four women were arrested after being caught partying hard at a police station in Kajang, Malaysia, this past Tuesday.
After receiving a tip from the public about the bash, the Bukit Aman Standards Compliance Integrity Department raided the station, where they reportedly found a group of individuals singing karaoke, dancing and drinking alcohol and ketum drinks in a room on the second floor.
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Article contentThe makeshift party room was also decked out with disco lights.
Police officials arrested a sub-inspector, two corporals, a support corporal, and four women, Malay Mail reported. Among the items confiscated during the raid were bottles of booze, disco lights, speakers, audio equipment, recorders, a television, microphones, ketum water and pornographic pictures.
Cops say the party went against COVID-19 operating procedures.
THIS SPERM BANK IS LOOKING ONLY FOR THE BEST SEMEN
The Human Sperm Bank of Shanghai is seeking college-aged students to enter a competition to see who has the best semen, according to Vice. Those who win will get up to $1,160 for stocking up the bank with their little swimmers.
The cash giveaway is part of an effort to recruit new donors and promote good sexual health.
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Article contentThe contest â€" which started July 12 â€" will see who has the highest sperm count and best motility.
In an interview with Chinese media outlet Thepaper.cn, Dr. Chen Xiangfeng, who is in charge of the sperm bank, said the contest was aimed at post-secondary students in an effort to push them to take care of their reproductive health at a young age.
There are some strict rules for contest participants. Each potential donor must have a sperm concentration of more than 60 million per millimetre of semen. Donors will also need to visit the sperm bank a number of times over a six-month period.
Participants will also have to be 165 centimetres tall and those who have had sexually transmitted diseases or a history of genetic illnesses will be disqualified from participation.
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Article contentEach participant will receive up to $1,160 in subsidies, Vice reported.
Moovement stopped on a busy highway in England after cops say an idiot let them loose. Photo by Screenshot /Twitter/CMPG ‘IDIOTS’ CEASE MOO-VEMENT ON BUSY HIGHWAY: COPS
Don’t have a cow, man.
Cops in England were certainly annoyed, saying “idiots†opened a farmer’s gate which allowed a cow to escape, causing traffic to stop on a busy highway this past Tuesday.
Central Motorway Police Group (CMPC) said officers â€" along with workers from Highways England â€" responded after finding a cow wandering on the M6 highway in Doxey, Staffordshire.
In a tweet, CMPG officers stated “idiots forced (and) left a farmer’s gate open.â€
After some work, authorities were able to corral the cow back behind a gate as they escorted the animal home with the help of farmers.
“Many thanks to the drivers held up as we shut the carriageway, your patience as we deal with these and other incidents is greatly appreciated,†they concluded the tweet.
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Article contentUnusual moooooovements on the M6 Doxey after idiots forced & left a farmer's gate open leaving this young cow to wander eventually onto the motorway. Corralled by our officers to behind this fence & then a joint force of @HighwaysWMIDS ourselves & local farmers ensured she.... pic.twitter.com/nUBjRoZnOm
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